25 Things I Know Are True at age 37

• Bagels are just as bad as donuts.
• "Choose your battles" is really good advice.  
• If you choose forgive somebody then you should actually do it. 
• Croissants are as bad as muffins. 

• Eating nuts is a good idea. Nobody remembers to eat nuts. 
• Meat is as bad as meat. 
• If we never cried, laughing wouldn't feel so good. 

• Being "broke flatter than piss on a plate" means you are having financial troubles. 
• Global warming is real, dummy. 
• Women are genetically disposed to being attracted to assholes. 
• Depression is real, dummy. 
• Owning a pet will mprove every aspect of your life. 

• Having children is supposed to change your life, dummy. 
• Small houses make loving families. 
• Bananas will bung you up if you eat them too often. 
• Friends are not important, they are vital. 
• Meditating improves every aspect of your life. 

• Some People will let you down and some will surprise you. 
• PMS is real, dummy. 
• Migraines suck. 
• Chocolate is as a gift from God to women, literally. 

• Sugar can make a headache worse. 
• Drinking more water will improve ever my aspect of your life. 
• Love is every emotion, good and bad, and sticking it out through them all is what counts.
• Too much of anything isn't good for you.

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