As soon as I flipped my toaster on it's side I realized that I hadn't cleaned it in about a year as crumbs poured out of it. I turned it upside down and emptied it into the sink creating a small mountain of crumbs that clogged up my sink. I guess we like our toast.

Enough smoke billowed up from the toaster to, one more time, doubt the genius of my plan. I let it ride, since I'd gone this far. When time was up I used a fork, yes a fork, (please don't tel l my father) to get the sandwiches out.
I slapped them on a plate and my son ate them up without a word about something being different about his cleverly fashioned meal.
Success rating: 8, because it worked and I emptied the fire hazard of crumbs from my toaster as a result.
Would I do it again? Hell NO!
Good luck out there.
JB
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